evilsexy:
manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
(via ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer)
stuckinapril:
babygirl i’ve misread social cues you can’t even imagine
(via hormonebutch)
tacofriendss:
Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎
(via cactus-pat)
120002-ants:
sacred-portal:
I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯
(via skunkes)
forestgreenfemme:
Make no mistake, I am always thinking about butch cowboys, and stud cowboys,and butch knights, and stud knights, and alternative studs, and alternative butches, and stone studs, and stone butches, and butches that play video games, and studs that play video games, and butches that are short, studs that are short, and studs that are tall, and butches that are tall, and studs with top surgery, and butches with top surgery,and butches with tattoos, and studs with tattoos, and studs with piercings, and butches with piercings and
(via keplercryptids)